Esquire's "most gripping story you will read this year."

As for YOU, you aren't even dealing with the point. You're just being a pussy.

 

That was really stupid.

 

Oooh. Big words. I scared.

Get over yourself, Phyllis.

 

Oh oh, Cousin Oliver's here. As sure a sign as Ted McGinley that a thread has jumped the shark.

 

IIRC, it was that he wanted to take a nightstick to the kids in Chicago in '68.

 

I made the point I wanted to make, and I want to make sure everyone gets to see it.

 

Hey, dools. McGinley is a three-syllable word. Only DD is allowed to go into such exalted territory. He writes gooder than me.

 

It's hilarious how completely inept you are at humor or wit. See anyone piling on me here? Anyone offering you hive-fives or atta boys? We're laughing at how pathetic your act is. I've never seen you contribute a single thing here other than jump in every time Boom picks a fight he immediately regrets and retreats from. If this were Night at the Improv, they'd be heckling you and throwing shoes.

Go ahead, let's open the floor. Any lurkers out there think BigDog is funny? Speak up before he beats up his neighbor with rage! Now is your chance. A moderator is probably sprinting here with the Masterlock as we speak. Let's let Big Dog know how much people enjoy his butterknife wit.

Don't let this big chance pass you by!

 

You fired the first shot:

 

We do. Your retarded. Or is it you're retarded? I always get that rong cuz I ain't as gooder a writer as DD.

 

C'mon, all you people who want to comment on how undignified this thread has become. Let's hear you speak out NOW.

Let BigDog and Boom know how you feel about what THEY have done.

 

This thread had run its course, but the producers felt the introduction of young, lovable new character would give it a jolt.

Oh, and this BigDog person is the stupidest poster I've read on here. And I frequent the politics board.