Esquire's "most gripping story you will read this year."

That was really stupid, too.

 

Pull up a seat, Oliver. It's all he's got.

 

Hey shottie I urge you to show me the Jones shot. It only exists in your head.

 

I would, but you went past that. And there's no turning back.

 

And if anyone knows how to turn their back (on their daughter)... ah, fuck it. We're beating up a wimp here.

 

That's not working.

 

Like I knew - you got nothin shottie.

 

I give Elliotte credit for not locking this bad boy yet.

 

Upset of the year, no?

 

Oliver, due respect, you haven't really shown us anything yet, so your attempts at baiting are full of fail.

I mean, it's funny, like the fat kid trying to get laid at his first party, but it doesn't work.

 

Please. This isn't even the most egregious thread of the day.

 

Trainwreck.