Esquire's "most gripping story you will read this year."

You've got no basis to tell anyone they haven't shown us anything. You have not posted anything of value in 2,890 posts.

There's your first shot, asshole.

 

Keep trying, Big Dog. You'll find the funny yet. I bet they're busting a guy in press boxes everywhere. Surely someone is willing to step up on your behalf. Just one, even. "Double Down is a pompus douche!" That's all I'm looking for.

I do dream of dragons. What do you dream of? I mean, besides rape fantasies, of course?

Hugs and kisses from Katie!

 

Oh, Katie. It's amazing you have the time in your busy better-writing-than-me day for this sort of idiocy.

 

How is that a shot?

It was an observation. We know from Jones posts on here that he is inspired by Tim O'Brien "Things they Carried" .

I am sure if jones were still with us, he would tell us that his story was influenced by O'Brien.

I think its a reasonable discussion point as opposed to a shot.

 

Katie doesn't work, douche. Nobody is laughing except you, at yourself, in your mom's basement.

 

OK, father of the year.

 

It was a shot ... because that's what you do.

Every post you have ever made on here is done with a knowing, smart-ass wink.

And that was one of them.

 

WHERE ARE BIG DOG'S PEOPLE? WHY DO YOU STAND BY AND LET HIM BE SHAMED LIKE THIS WHEN HE IS SO OBVIOUSLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON THIS BOARD? WHY? WHY?