Even Dookies find Dookie V annoying

My uncle is sure as hell isn't one of those trust-fund ego-stroked babies. He was the first one in the family to go out of state to a different school (Duke). The rest of my mom's sibilings went to Northern Iowa. The Uncle was a working blue/white collar middle-class guy who: a) worked three jobs, b)gave blood, and c). learned to eat chicken noodle soup during his four years there to pay the tuition.

Oh, and he can't stand Dookie V and Fudge Packer and their waxing poetic of the ACC. He says give him Mike Patrick or Mike Gminski anyday. Dookie and Fudge, in his view, are studio gangstas of the ACC.

 

You're obviously lying. That doesn't fit into Fenian's myopic view.

You must be wrong.

 

I can not tell a lie. [/George Washington] My uncle is a lawyer.

 

Same law school as Nixon, right?
(What do i know? I went to Chris Farley's alma mater.)
Please note the use of the word "Most" in original post.
And IJAG, please don't make fun of my obvious ocular difficulties. I am an old person.