Ever tear your ACL?

Worst part ab out the surgery. Drainage tube.

I knew it had to come out. I just didn't know the doctor was going to yank it out. Holy hell. The morphine was doing wonders until then.

Thank god I didn't have to do passive movement for 2 weeks, by then, much of the pain from surgery was gone it was just sore, stiff and swollen.

 

Awww, once you've had 4 feet of tubing yanked from your kidney via your Johnson, a little tube in the leg ain't nothin'! Gotta love kidney stones.

 

I have had some catheters threaded through Mr. Man in my day ... and trust me when I tell you this, that is NOTHING compared to the drainage tube coming out. If I see that fucking nurse now that I have two good knees, she will get one to the mush courtesy of me.

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Oh, the bad memories. Spent the weekend before Christmas '07 with a tube in my weiner courtesy of a UTI/prostititis.
Worse, the nurse forgot to empty the bag after I received an ultrasound on my kidneys, and it backed up on me. Lucklily, Mrs. T., a nurse herself, was visiting and knew what was happening. Otherwise, disaster.

 

Nope. Just a bunch of chatter about penis tubes.