Explain this to me like I'm a second-grader

Actually, it's Hillary who will reveal the truth about UFOs:

Hillary Clinton Vows To Investigate UFOs And Area 51

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/11/us/politics/hillary-clinton-aliens.html?_r=0

 

I know, I know. That's what makes this such a great election year. Finally, the truth about alien butt probes will come out.

 

Pagliano's going to take the Fifth again:

Clinton tech aide plans to take the Fifth at deposition

 

Negotiations over his immunity broke down over the question of whether he'd have to reveal his AOL password ...

 

As long as the feds can't get their act together and give Pagliano immunity, Hillary will skate well past the election. They may be able to make a case eventually but it's going to be slow.

 

*that's* what you got out of today's news?

Any day now. Any day now.

 

YF saw right through the narrative, as usual.

 

157 days. That's 97 days since the final deadline for the FBI to riot.

 

"Coach, talk about 'brainwashed.' "

 

WSJ article: Emails in Clinton Probe Dealt With Planned Drone Strikes

 

"The 2011 and 2012 emails were sent via the "low side" -government slang for a computer system for unclassified matters "