Exploding Cigar Penis

Only a little?

 

As an outdoorsy person, I find myself crossing barbwire fences on a pretty regular basis. I'll never do it again without thinking of this story ... and cringing at the memory.

 

un-FORE-tunate SON
Barbed-wire
circumcision
shocks cops
and doctors

 

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

That. Just. Fucking. Hurts. To Think. About. It.

 

That's just not right...

 

*shrug*
In the man's private parts division, when the scrotum gets stomped on by a bull, the then exposed testicles look like peeled green grapes with strings attached.
I got a thousand more, and that wasn't even the gross stuff, in case anybody is interested.

 

How long did it take you to heal? Were they able to save the boys?

 

Wasn't me.
Dude was a bull rider who got bucked at the rodeo and while he was done, he got stomped. How it didn't whack his pecker off, I still don't, but it sliced the scrotum open and the boys were there, not smooshed, just hanging out. Not a lot of blood either.
I worked as a paramedic and fireman for a few years and I have seen some things that should really haunt me, like when the old woman got snacked on by her cats, but they don't.

 

I'm hungry...

 

Tore off own foreskin
Sliced three times on barbed wire fence
Weiner in blender

 

My dick hurts.