Exploding Cigar Penis

Mine, too.

 

That made me laugh, and hurt, at the same time

 

Thank God I'm Jewish below the waist.

Oh, and thank God I don't know (yet) how to make animated GIFs.

 

Don't believe them when they tell you it doesn't hurt. It hurts bad. It hurts really bad. Imagine, this will be his first memory.
Of someone yanking the hat off his little man. I know you love your baby, but what kind of perverts would stand idly by while a stranger rips the cover off his 9-iron and then serve a catered lunch?[/Kramer]


BTW, the title of this thread sounds like a bad magic trick, or a Primus song or something.

 

Frank Zappa song title.
And, ouch.

 

PDB - You forgot to add: Don't read this post while drinking your morning coffee with a wicked hangover. It hurt just to read about it.

 

He was a real cut above.

 

Back after fainting.
In our neck of the woods we had a nutter convinced his member was evil. Proceeded to try to rid himself of said evil... with a mallet and an anvil. Enuf said.

 

I wonder if his girlfriend was pissed.

 

My phallus just shrank as if I'd jumped into an icy creek.

 

Where's Cadet?

 

Giving her married stalker a text circumcision.