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Favorite Euphemisms

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by heyabbott, Sep 28, 2006.

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  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Funny stuff Big Dog. Try taking some and making into to sentence. Its jolly good fun

    jr gave Damon Allen a Shower Spank

    jr was caught shaking hands with Damon Allen
     
    Boom_70, Sep 28, 2006
    #37
  2. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Boomer, you've got to use at least 2 in a sentence.

    JR was wrestling the bald-headed champ and wound up spreading the mayo with Damon Allen.
     
    BigDog, Sep 28, 2006
    #38
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    How about, "Boom cuffed the puppy and Big Dog was so jealous he snapped the whip and they both busted a nut. Then they hoovered the mess."
     
    Double J, Sep 28, 2006
    #39
  4. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I'd like to know: Who came up with the world class stupid euphemism, 'sleeping together'??

    'Didja nail her?'
    'Nah, we were sleeping together.'

    Dumb.
     
    21, Sep 28, 2006
    #40
  5. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Love the use of "Didja." Yeah, I see this one getting slammed shut shortly.
     
    BigDog, Sep 28, 2006
    #41
  6. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Yep, just as soon as a moderator decides you and your bum buddy are in danger of having your little feelings hurt.

    Maybe I should start another poll asking the crowd if they think retroactive abortions should be legal in the case of brain-dead individuals like yourself.
     
    Double J, Sep 28, 2006
    #42
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    While jr was whipping his one eyed wonder weisel he was also shucking damon
     
    Boom_70, Sep 28, 2006
    #43
  8. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Shucking Damon? That's priceless.
     
    BigDog, Sep 28, 2006
    #44
  9. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Maybe you should. I can say I'd vote yes. :)
     
    spup1122, Sep 28, 2006
    #45
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    My friends in college used "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
     
    Clever username, Sep 28, 2006
    #46
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Hey spoop go wrestle the bald headed chump will ya
     
    Boom_70, Sep 28, 2006
    #47
  12. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Oh, you called me spoop.. that makes me.. wait, I don't really give a fuck what you call me.
     
    spup1122, Sep 28, 2006
    #48
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