Favorite milkshake

Is that the gay bar on South 18th?

 

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

 

I know Cook Out does have a banana pudding shake. It's great!

 

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.


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If you want a decent shake, forget going to Jack In The Box or Sonic.

Both of their shakes used to have good sizes, but a year or two ago they cut the sizes in half, started spraying some whipped cream on top, put a fancy round lid on it, and hiked the price by 50 cents.

Fuck 'em. Find a mom-n-pop dairy bar and go to town on it.

 

I've been big on the cherry shakes at Dairy Queen lately. Good stuff. They have bits of maraschino cherries mixed in with the ice cream.
The banana shakes at Sonic are also wonderful. Well, until you give yourself an aneurysm trying to suck a banana slice through a straw.

 

I'm not much on milkshakes any more (although I will break down and have a Wendy's Frosty on occasion) but I had a double chocolate chcolate chip one at Ruby's Shake Shack in Newport Beach last summer that was out of this world.

 

I wanted to find the Peter Griffin version of that, but I'm full of fail today.

 

Peanut butter and fudge malt. Place here in town has them.

 

I am forever in your debt.

 

Ben & Jerry's strawberry cheesecake. Mmmm.

 

Baskin-Robbins will whip one up for you. Used to be $3.10, but that was 15 years (and 20 pounds) ago.