Favorite movie line?

That ain't no woman. That's a man Man!

For the good old American life: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

Looks like we're gonna need some more FBI agents..

No more yankie my wankee. The Donger needs food.

 

"Get him a bodybag! Yeaaaah!"

 

"Doesn't anybody fuckin' knock anymore?"

 

1) Private Cowboy: "I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that."


2) Private Joker: "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam ... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture ... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"


3) Private Eightball: "What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup."

 

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

 

"I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows."

 

"Yes, I'm Dr. Rosenpenis."

"Could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

... and possibly my all-time favorite movie quote:

"You and Tommy Lasorda? [punches picture on wall] I hate Tommy Lasorda!"

 

An amazing coincidence. As I was scrolling down the page reading quotes, I was thinking, 'You know, I haven't seen anything from 48 Hours yet.' Then, bam, there it is.

There's a new sheriff in town. And his name is Reggie Hammond. Y'all be cool. Right on.



and


What's happenin' Luther? I'm sorry about the door, man. Did that hurt? It looked real painful when you slammed into it.


oh, and


"I didn't know you darker types went in for foreign jobs."

"Yeah, well some white asshole bought the last piece of shit sky-blue Cadillac."

 

"What are you smiling at, watermelon? Your big move just turned out to be shit."

 

Hard to believe we're five pages into this and we have heard nothing from this particular gem:

"What is the air speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow?"

"African or European?"

"I don't know ... ARRRAGH!"

 

Oh, yeah, and:

"How's the car?"

"Runs great! How's the wife?"

"Mean as a snake."





and


Hey, Dick fuckin' Tracy.

 

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