Favorite movie line?

So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further. For death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

 

"So, where's your hose, Mr. Lombardo?"

 

"How do you know so much about swallows?"

"Well, you have to know these things when you're king, you know."

 

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

 

"Pain don't hurt."

 

He's the type of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss on your campfire.

 

"My life has taught be one lesson, Hugo, and not the one I thought it would. Happy endings only happen in the movies." - From the movie Hugo-

 

It was the Dukes! It was the Dukes!

Where's Beeks? Where the hell is Beeks?

 

"Young Guns II" is another bad movie that is eminently quotable.

"Yoo-hoo! I'll make you famous."

"I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire."

"You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, 'Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores,' and the third one says 'Well, I'm gonna finish the game.' I shall finish the game, Doc."

"I've been to gold towns, silver towns, I've even been to turquoise towns. But I have never been to a bat shit town. Can't wait to see the women!"

 

Is that our plane?
No, if it were our plane it would be crashing.


Uh, too topical this week? How 'bout ...

Up your butt with a coconut!

 

Tombstone's also good for the one-liners

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?

Wyatt Earp: You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

 

Sometimes, you just gotta say what the fuck?

YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.