Favorite movie line?

There's something exhilarating about pointing out the shortcomings of others isn't there?

 

Ed Rooney: Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectivley govern this student body.

Grace: Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

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“Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour.”
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"Dynamite drop-in, Monte. That broadcast school has really paid off."

 

Can you get me off the hook, Tom? For old times' sake?

 

"These blow up into funny shapes and all?"
"Well no... unless round is funny."

And:

"What we got here... is failure to communicate."

 

"You got to be a stupid MF to get fired on your day off..."

 

It's good to be the King.

 

Topper Harley: These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

 

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the war room!

 

Love Robert Duval's editor character in The Paper:

"I hate columnists! Why do I have all these columnists? I've got political columnists, guest columnists, celebrity columnists ... the only thing I don't have is a dead columnist. And that's the kind I could really use. We wreak of opinions, Henry. You know what every columnist at this papers needs to do, is to Shut. The Fuck. Up."

And I've always liked Tom Cruise's drunken rage in A Few Good Men:

"We get it from him! Yes! No problem. We get it from him! Colonel Jessup, isn't it true that you ordered the code red on Santiago. Ehhhh. I'm sorry, your time's run out. What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for the defendants, it's a lifetime at exotic Fort Leavenworth. And, for defense counsel Kaffee -- that's right! -- it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of CONSPIRACY AND PERJURY, Lt. Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Columbo School for Women. Thank you for playing, 'Should we, OR SHOULD WE NOT, follow the advice of the GALACTICALLY STUPID!"

 

Not only are ya a cheat, yer a gutless cheat as well...

 

Thank you, Chuck Norris.

 

Speaking of whom, he said this in 1982's Forced Vengeance: "Bravest man I ever knew was a homosexual."