Favorite movie line?

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

 

Inga: Werewolf!

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?

Igor: There.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?

Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?

Igor: I thought you wanted to.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.

Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.




Another classic from that great movie

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?

Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

 

"Dude, where'd you get that jacket?!"

 

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

 

Thanks for correcting my faulty memory. Senior moment and all that.

 

Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?

 

I could make a brooch, or a prterodactyl ...

There's a SALE at Penney's!

 

Wasn't trying to be a jerk. It's just such a great bit, I had to look it up and get it.

 

No, no, no, didn't think that at all. I'm glad you did, because, like you said, it's such a priceless bit.

 

I'm your huckleberry.

We're going ballistic, Mav!

Do, or do not. There is no try.

You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

 

Goose, ya big stud! Take me to be or lose me forever!

Neal Page: Where are your hands?
Del Griffith: Between two pillows.
Neal Page: Those aren't PILLOWS!

 

"Well I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f---ing nowhere with f---ing keys to a f---ing car that isn't f---ing there. And I really didn't care to f---ing walk down a f---ing highway and across a f---ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my f---ing face. I want a f---ing car, right F---ING now."