Favorite movie line?

Tough luck, Lonnehan. But that's what you get for playing with your head up your ass!

 

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

 

But which is your favorite line?

 

C'mon Linniman, I was just startin' to do good!

 

What's your name?

Barf.

What's your real name?

Barfolomew.

 

Always drink gin with a mark, kid, he won't know if you cut it.

 

Tim Daland: If you're from California, you're not a Yankee. You're not really anything.
Harry Hogge: You said it.

 

Gambling at Bushwood is illegal ... and I never slice.

 

"Screws fall out all the time; the world is an imperfect place."
"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy."
"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?"

 

"So what I'm saying is, the two Yutes."

 

No, no, no ... best line from Bull Durham is ...

From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin' boat.

 

You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt -- you need a curve ball.