Favorite movie line?

Use of unnecessary violence of the Blues Brothers has been approved.

 

"Pick me out a winner, Bobby."

 

Kubrick basically rewrote most of the boot camp scenes because R. Lee Ermey came up with everything you hear in the movie.

 

"What kind of clown are you?"

"The crying on the inside kind I guess."


or. . .

"It's bad luck just to see something like that."

or. . .

"Flores, Flores para los muertos, los muertos, los muertos.

Thank god she isn't too symbolic or anything."

 

"It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?"

"If it ain't, it'll do til the mess gets here."

 

Whether she cums, lays, stays or prays your toes are still tappin'.

 

"You wanna cover Brooklyn, then cover Brooklyn! But let me tell you something, it's a little tough to do from a barstool in Manhattan."

and ...


"Well, I hope you're satisfied, asshole! You just blew your chance to cover the world!"
"Really? Well guess fucking what? I don't really fucking care. You wanna know fucking why? Because I don't fucking live in the fucking world! I live in fucking New York City! So go fuck yourself!"

and ...

"What's with all the grunt work? I'm a columnist."
"You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long."

and ...

"I don't read this newspaper."

 

I'll have what she's having.

 

Since some of the best from Animal House and Blazing Saddles have already been used, I'll go in a different direction....


The Blindman: Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?





Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.

Chris Knight: This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

Mitch: What are you doing?
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

Chris Knight: Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice".

 

Remain calm! All is well!!!!!!!

 

From Ghostbusters
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!"

And I love the movie Con Air because of its one liners. Some of my favourites

"He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts."

Cyrus Grissom: Do you fly, Johnny?
Johnny 23: No.
Cyrus Grissom: You keep that in mind when you look at her. Because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane.

Baby O: What's wrong with him?
Cameron Poe: My first thought would be... a lot.

Cameron Poe: [to Larkin] Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you.

And from Nicholas Cage's other good movie the Rock

John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.

 

"Put ... the bunny ... back ... in the box."