Favorite Scene in Bad Movies

“A Fine Mess” starring Ted Danson and Howie Mandel sucked but had a couple great scenes. One where Mandel’s character eats Indian food and can’t handle the spice. A couple that are hard to describe but make me laugh just thinking about them.

 

Young Guns II is a pretty mediocre movie, but damn if there aren't some great lines in there.
I love the scene where they're riding into the mining camp just before being ambushed by Pat Garrett's men. Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh (Christian Slater) asks an old man what they're mining and he tells them guano -- bat droppings.
To which Dave replies, "I've been to gold towns, silver towns ... hell, I've even been to a turquoise town. But I have NEVER been to a batshit town. Can't wait to see the women!"

 

Love the line when Dalton meets up with the blind singer Cody and asks what the place is like.
"This is worse than the toilet we worked in Dayton."
Every time March Madness rolls around and teams get excited about going to the First Four, that one pops into my head.

 

"I thought you'd be bigger."

 

“They Live.” I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I’m all out of bubble gum!

 

Also always enjoyed the scene where Steve (the bouncer who gets fired for railroading some young girl in the broom closet - keeping it classy, of course), asks Dalton, "What if somebody calls my Momma a whore?" in reference to keeping your cool.

Dalton's reply: "Is she?"

 

/They Live
//Bad movie

pick one

 

Broncos got off to an 11-1 start in 1984. People were preoccupied.

 

Any of Chases' scenes in Caddyshack II.
"I'd like to stay and chat, but I've got a thing. Bye."

Use that all the time.

 

nailed it