Favourite Canadian Columnist?

oh, JONES, i'm sorry if i offended.
you're right. my post was sophomoric and feeble-minded. and i apologize.
i have nothing against America Jr.

 

Not offended in the slightest. Just tired of the hearing the same "joke" 1,000 times.

See jcmacg's efforts for a fresher spin on an old theme. (Although elk tallow is so very winter. We're all boiling up baby seals now.) All I ask for is a little effort, that's all.

Sincerely,
America for the Gifted.

 

Actually it's …

Top Shelf: Where Grandma keeps the peanut butter and jelly.

 

so, let me get this straight...this isn't a true story?

A baby seal goes into a bar and waddles onto a bar stool.
The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The baby seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club"

 

Going shelf Ontario style.....



Ladies and gentlemen, Jamie Muir of the Junior D Mt. Brydges Bulldogs.

 

Okay, fishwrapper, that really is funny enough for us to be friends. Nice one, sincerely.

Peace (I am Canadian, after all),
Jones

 

That is pretty funny, but just wait until Boom 70 sees that. He's gonna shit a brick. He's all about the baby seals.

 

just havin' a good time.
i spent 14 months working in siilver city, new mexico.
where?
exactly.

 

Isn't that where the money was hidden in a locker in the movie "Rat Race"?

Good flick. I enjoyed it, anyway.

 

silver city daily press, baby. circ: 4, i think.
i thank gutenberg that was a long time ago.

 

Junior D?!?!?!?!

 

Don Cherry.
Has written a book.
Don't know if he still does but he used to write a column. I remember the Vancouver Province used to pick it up.
He is a very interesting individual but has difficulty expressing himself via the written word (i.e. needs to be heavily edited).