FBC 2008 Week 3 running thread

I have now seen more black people at the Rhode Island football game than were at the Republican National Convention.
Apparently all 18 black people who live in Rhode Island are at the game.
And the Rams just scored!!! But then missed the extra point!!!

New Hampshire 34, Rhode Island 30.

 

Wait, New Hampshire has a football team?

Or do they just dress the hockey team?

 

UNH is ranked 10th in I-AA. Beat down Army last weekend for their fourth straight win over I-A competition (Rutgers in 2004, Northwestern in 2006 and Marshall in 2007).

 

New Hampshire does not appear to have a black player, so they look like a hockey team, so they just might be. The players' moms all have lipstick on as well. So that also makes them hockey moms.
New Hampshire just busted off a 70-yard touchdown run, 41-30 and still in the third quarter.
They are actually pretty good. Despite the lack of diversity.

 

OK, Minnesota 35-16. It's over.

 

Yeah, I was being funny, given my own hockey-school fandom.

Anywhoo...

ISU kicker misses his third of four attempts. Iowa has Christensen in relieving Stanzi at QB, up 10-3.

 

Grande for Congress!

 

Is that Gopher like "I thought Gopher played well tonight at Wilma Rena," said coach Clem Hskins...

 

Any question whether Jeremy Maclin is healthy for Mizzou?
6 receptions, 172 yards, 3 TDs.

 

Iowa wideout Brodell takes a punt to the house, 16-3 Hawks.

This one's over.

 

And Juice Williams is looking like shit for Illinois.
11 of 22 for 126 yards, one TD and one pick.
And 9 rushes for 20 yards.

 

I was making the attempt at playing along.
New Hampshire 48, Rhode Island 30.
I'm thinking that this southern sports channel I'm watching had another game on the schedule, but Hurricane Ike washed it out. So to fill the airtime, they picked up this game instead.
That is about the only thing that makes sense.