Female trouble

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! I'm going to pretend I never read that.

 

Saw it on a midnight double feature at the Avon in Providence years ago. Divine rocked that film.

 

yes, awfully graphic, Cadet.

Let's try it with pictures:

When trying to fit this:



into this:



you probably have to make the hole bigger, ya know?

 

show of hands for those who clicked on Songbird's thread, with the ending perforated_uterus_large.

anyone? anyone? bueller?

 

Sorry... but it had to be explained!

And Kirk, it's more like getting this:



through one of these:

 

I have wonderful nephews, many wonderful nephews. No need to give birth.

 

Lemonade, anyone?

 

That cool, refreshing drink.

 

We're gonna win this race.

 

Stuff a Cabbage Patch doll in your pants and try and pull it out thru your fly.

 

I was about to say how impressed I was at Kirk's visual example UNTIL I saw Cadet's! haha. DEAD ON.

THOUGH, if you're a woman who has had lots of kids ... this might be a better representation:

 

I know a helluva lot more than I ever needed to know now.