Female trouble

Well, cantaloupes are what, three pounds at most? Most babies are 6-8 pounds.

 

And I don't know about the rest of you men, but if she's as loose as a golf hole, I'm not going near it.

 

What do you do? Carry a stimpmeter around?

 

No doubt.

 

If this is the case, take her into the swimming pool for lovin'. It takes a few minutes to work it up in there, but when you do, the suction is incredlbe; something about the underwater pressure. Best one-time experience I ever had; too bad it was Lani and not Ludivine Sagnier.

 

And you also know why women have children and men don't.

Because if men had to bear children, well, there would be no children....

 

"So is that a stimpmeter or are you just glad to see me?"

 

ha! I choked from laughing at this.

 

I am not responsible for anyone's airway obstructions.

 

Ooh, just ooh.

 

My wife is pregnant and is scared to death of something like this happening. Now I know why she worries. That is just one of the most awful things I've read about in a while.

 

There's a reason Bill Cosby wanted to stay above the sheet.