Fenian's Rainbow

Re: Coon Ass Ditch Digger, Greenwich, CT

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

I am now weeping with delight.
This is so much more fun than working out, which I just stopped doing.
Can we get JV his own late-night talk-show? Please?

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Hey, JDV, apparently Simmons is a big fan of yours. Check out the following paragraph from his latest Super Bowl update:


6. For bachelor party or male bonding purposes, not only are the strip clubs supposedly fantastic (I'm basing this on word of mouth -- I am now terrified to go to strip joints after a friend told me he got a lap dance from a stripper who had the same name as his baby daughter), but the women here are beautiful and I have now revised my "What I should have done but nobody ever told me to do it" game. Do you ever spend inordinate amounts of time thinking about stuff like, "Why didn't anyone stop me when I decided to spend four years of my life attending an Irish-Catholic college in Massachusetts with 30-degree weather and 20-mph winds?" Well, I definitely would have gone to college in Southern California (a place like University of San Diego, which even offers a six-week winter break), and I definitely would have lived in Miami for a couple of years. And probably entered alcohol rehab at some point. Whatever.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070201

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

No, no, Fenian. It's JDV. The D is for Integrity.

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

With the change in thread title, suddenly I felt compelled to check in on this one.

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Can we nominate this one for thread of the year yet?

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

How will we know what to call it?

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Just call it "JDV's political manifesto". Or will that not fit on bumper stickers?

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

That could be a problem. I may have to rethink my nomination.

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

During today's program, the 'D' is for Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.

 

Re: We're Not In Kansas Anymore

When I hit the Lotto, and buy my seafront villa in north Kerry, if you don't think I'm naming it the Villa Real, you're crazy.