Fight-inciting farts

You can smell it!

 

My personal record for sheer flatulence length came after school one day when no one was home, so sadly, there were no witnesses. Suffice to say I knew I achieved fart glory when, in the midst, I actually had time to think about how long it was.

My stinky freshman roommate let go of the nastiest one I've ever smelled. It stank instantly, and cleared all of us out of the fast food joint we were in at the time. It's since been dubbed "The People's Fart."

 

Thank goodness I wasn't around when a friend of mine's roommate released gas that stunk an entire suite - five small rooms with two beds each and a bathroom - out. And supposedly he did it more than once that year.

 

that's serious clearage

 

Speaking of farts ...

Funniest. Thing. Ever.

 

This one's good, too: