Fighting off a cold

NyQuil. The nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing how the fuck did I end up on the kitchen floor medicine? [/Denis Leary]

NyQuil: It's the 13th fucking step! We love you, you giant fucking Q!!!

But seriously...Coldeeze are usually effective.

Alas, I thought those things licked everything. But when I got sick last month, I went from a cold to bronchitis in a day. It was the shittiest I've felt in a long, long time. Get well soon.

 

Yeah, I have asthma, so I'm susceptible to bronchitis/pneumonia, hence the wanting to knock it out early.

Plus I get to cover games outdoors for the next four days. It's damp and in the 30s. I'm sure that will be so helpful.

Oranges. *nods* I can do oranges.

 

Hey, can generic DayQuil make your arms really itchy? I had a cold a month ago or so and I bought some CVS brand shit, and the next day I couldn't stop itching my arms. A couple days later it stopped. Can bad generic DayQuil give you AIDS?

 

WTF? Who has outdoor sports in February?

 

Why... yes. Yes it can.

 

The daytime sniffling sneezing coughing how the fuck did I end up with HIV medicine.

 

Lots of vitamin C, echinacea, orange juice, chicken soup, and zicam nasal swabs.

 

Oh, we've got tons. Soccer's been going for a month, now we've got softball, baseball and golf. Soon we'll be getting track.

I've got soccer tomorrow and then a softball tournament. I'm pretty sure sitting out at cold, rainy, windy soccer games brought some of this on.

 

I don't get sick.
I don't believe in it.

 

Right answer.

 

Sex. Lots and lots of sex.

Seriously folks, you'd be amazed what it can cure.