Fired: Breasts too big?!

That is fascinating.
I guess its a hormonal thing.
Seems a little unfair: Women's breasts can keep growing; guys lose hair on their heads and gain hair everywhere else.

 

There's nothing fair about carrying around bazooms that create 15 lb. of pressure on your back for every pound of flesh. Why some women pay to get them that big is beyond me.

 

So you're saying this woman could get a role on Nip/Tuck?

 

Just as some women only gain weight in their ass, or their thighs, or their gut....some only show weight gain/loss in their breasts.  I could eat seven pizzas and 200 oreos every day, and never gain an ounce of fat in my lower body--it would all go to the boobs.

 

Cool... I'm calling Domino's for ya now.. my treat

 

Are you trying to say you don't do this?

 

Isn't that called the "Mrs. Jose Lima" diet?

 

No, thank you...too much of a good thing.

 

I offered...

 

I know us guys kid you women too much about this stuff, but that is a valid point that we rarely think about.

I remember at the first small daily I was at, there was a young woman in composing who was 5-2 at most and was a C at the least and probably a D. And I remember saying to myself, it's inevitable that she's going to have back trouble.  

 

Why I had 'em cut off.

 

That's it. You're fired!