Fired: Breasts too big?!

http://members.tripod.com/~buggerluggs/wavs/boing.wav

 

Oh yeah! Still got the freelance charm a-goin' on.

 

I've got man boobs

 

So how come when I'm at dinner with a woman and the waiter asks us about dessert, I've never heard her say 'I love cheesecake but I can't eat it. It goes straight to my boobs.'

 

This isn't the lame four-world thread.

 

Because they usually say "it goes straight to my thighs."

 

You'd marry her on the spot, wouldn't you.

 

Boots is really Sissy Hankshaw

 

and force-feed her cheesecake

 

In which case, she'd be what she eats.

 

That's because women like that eat the cheesecake.

 

I dunno, maybe she'd become a cheese cracker.