First date, post-divorce.

Congrats, Ex. Onwards and upwards.

 

Instances like this are why I love this site.
No arguing.
No kicking each other in the nuts.
No bashing each other.
None of that other shit.

 

Even if ex is the spiritual successor to boots (and I'm not saying he is), he's a much better and much more believable story teller.

It also saddens me that the boots thread has gone to the big server in the sky. The yunguns need context.

 

Eat shit asshole you made fun of the duration of my love-making!!!!

 

Wait wait wait you fat bastard!
Everyone makes fun of your love making.
Christ Almighty, you make fun of your own love-making!!!!!!
So, pucker up, kiss my ass, and try to make your next love-making session last longer than a fart you grey-haired weasel.
LOL

 

boots went too far with it though.
It was a fantastic thread for the first pages, but then it just got too unbelievable.

 

Boots butt secks threads were the message board equivalent of eating dessert every meal. It got so old so fast.

 

The absurdity of it all still makes me laugh 10 years later.

 

@Chef2's line really deserves more credit than it's getting. That's some good spicy right there.

 

Speaking of boots and possible first trips together ... Nassau looks lovely today, @exmediahack

 

Trim your pubes? Dude, are you inordinately hairy or something? Leave the pubes alone, I say. But definitely shave your back