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First date, post-divorce.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by exmediahack, Nov 16, 2017.

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  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Naw, that's not it. That's more like a Match twin. This is where Jewish women pop up and you swipe left or right.

    I was on J-Date briefly but felt bad. I haven't been a practicing Jew in ages. "You have too much integrity," a friend said. Is there such a thing, I asked? In today's today world, yes, or so I was told.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 16, 2017
    #25
  2. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    OH! What difference does it make whether he or she is Jewish if it's just a hookup? Unless you really hate uncircumcised penis.
     
    typefitter, Nov 16, 2017
    #26
  3. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    I think I just answered my own question and now my tummy doesn't feel good.
     
    typefitter, Nov 16, 2017
    #27
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Don't you read the postings on Tinder? NO HOOK UPS
    Yeah, right. It is Tinder.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 16, 2017
    #28
  5. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Don't tell her about this thread.
     
    MisterCreosote, Nov 16, 2017
    #29
  6. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    True.

    You can tell her you trimmed your pubes, however. She'll be impressed both by your swagger ("Yeah, I knew we were gonna end up naked") and your consideration ("But I didn't want you to get a stray pube up your nose.").
     
    typefitter, Nov 16, 2017
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  7. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    Indian food? Don't shit your pants.
     
    JC, Nov 16, 2017
    #31
  8. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    This thread is wonderful. You never know, the back door might be the good door. Where is boots when you need him?
     
    wicked, Nov 16, 2017
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  9. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    I think I live on a different planet.
     
    SpeedTchr, Nov 16, 2017
    #33
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  10. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    It started out good, but @typefitter is starting to weird me out.
     
    Last edited: Nov 16, 2017
    MisterCreosote, Nov 16, 2017
    #34
  11. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Do NOT listen to the bolded advice. If she's going to fall for you, she has to fall for ALL of you.
     
    TyWebb, Nov 16, 2017
    #35
  12. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    I'm the most oblivious person on Earth, and even I can pick up on that.
     
    wicked, Nov 16, 2017
    #36
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