First date, post-divorce.

I’m a recruiter. Even if doesn’t work here, I can also to back into the portal.

 

Summer portal action is the best portal action. Keep those options open.

 

Instead of asking who wears the pants in your relationship...who wears the backwards hat in your relationship?

 

Well we know he’s not angling for marriage or else he would have already put her on preseason NFL unders. Maybe he’s interested enough to share the bounty of Indiana overs? (51.5 total vs. FIU if case you are curious).

 

Just make sure she stays above the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal:

 

I'm picturing the makeup sex between June Jones and Jeff George. Hell of a way to start the morning.

 

Especially when I can see the logo on the backwards hat that’s she’s wearing…

 

You're in it deep with J.T. Daniels.

Jonathan Tyler Daniels (born February 2, 2000) is an American former college football quarterback who played for the USC Trojans and the Georgia Bulldogs, where he won the CFP national championship as a backup to Stetson Bennett. He then transferred to the West Virginia Mountaineers, and finally played for the Rice Owls.​

But he won a title as the No. 2 QB and everyone knows the No. 2 QB is the best QB. Or something.

 

Better than picturing the makeup sex between Buddy Ryan and Kevin Gilbride

 

This thread has made me realize I'm never buying a used La-Z-Boy recliner.

 

I just spit out part of a beer at 9:32 p.m. central time! LOL!