First-world problems

I had a cookout Easter weekend and have had to eat nothing but leftovers for a week straight.

 

And if it's anything like our Sonic, the line was around the building and you had to wait like 15 minutes for your shakes.

 

Ugh! Having to eat the same thing over...and over....and over again.

 

A bacon bowl would be great. Especially if the bowl itself was made of bacon. Wh0 cares what's in it? Though broth may be messy.

 

Get on over to your nearest drug store!

 

That is a first-world solution.

 

Bleachers are so uncomfortable. I sat in some before the start of a softball game and it made my asshole fall asleep. Not my butt checks, my asshole. Let's just say that part of you going numb makes other parts go numb and you walk funny for a few minutes.

 

Running your bucket list of places to visit dry.

I have four three-day weekends with no plans, plus a big five-day holiday. I'm sick of Hong Kong. How is that possible?

 

Side trip to New Zealand?

Guess that really requires more than a three day weekend though...

 

That's penciled in for Nov. 8-14

 

I don't know what you do, but the fringe benefits are awesome!

 

It's still 10 degrees too cool to comfortably drive with the top down on my old-ass convertible.