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First-world problems

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Froot Loops
     
    three_bags_full, May 11, 2015
    #277
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  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Fruity Pebbles
     
    three_bags_full, May 11, 2015
    #278
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  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Watermelon
     
    three_bags_full, May 11, 2015
    #279
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  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Car keys
     
    three_bags_full, May 11, 2015
    #280
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  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Marbles
     
    three_bags_full, May 11, 2015
    #281
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  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Anal beads
     
    three_bags_full, May 11, 2015
    #282
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  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Thank you SS and tbf. That had me laughing. I needed that.
     
    Vombatus, May 11, 2015
    #283
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Wait a second, I don't think you are supposed to swallow anal beads. That's one time in sex where swallowing is bad.
     
    Vombatus, May 11, 2015
    #284
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  9. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't be surprised if some jackass has tried it.

    Call it the reverse boots.
     
    expendable, May 11, 2015
    #285
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  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Or, stoob.
     
    three_bags_full, May 11, 2015
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  11. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I bet it's been tried too, and instead of Ohio or Florida, my money would be on SoCal.

    Can you imagine if they don't come out the other end? What do you say to your doctor? My anal beads are missing?
     
    Vombatus, May 11, 2015
    #287
  12. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    I can only imagine the weird things SoCal docs see and the "explanations" they get
     
    Spartan Squad, May 12, 2015
    #288
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