First-world problems

No. Everyone knows to just go to Quboda.

 

Never tried it. Moes/Chipotle/Tijuana Flats/whatever. It's all pretty good. Pretty tough to screw up burritos.

 

We had three -- THREE -- Kleenex boxes in our house run out of tissue this week. THREE!!

 

Everyone knows about Qdoba. ... Almost.

 

At Safeway, the seltzer water comes in bottles with light blue bottles. The club soda comes in dark blue bottles. They are stacked right next to each other. My wife grabbed dark blue bottle. Club Soda is not Seltzer. FML.

 

In the same vein, one of the local Dairy Queens (yes, there are two within easy driving distance) ran out of oreos and cookie dough. It was too much work to drive to the other one, so I had to settle for a peanut butter cup blizzard and my buddy got M&M. You'd think they would have printed out a sign or something and it put on the door after the third or fourth person tried to order their staple blizzard.

 

I specifically asked for no tomatoes in my sandwich, but they put them on anyway. I took them off, but can still taste the residue.

 

We just spent a week at the beach, and I played $480 worth of free golf thanks to some amenities company that paired with the condo rental folks, but the condo carpet was full of sand and the freezer didn't keep my pina coladas slushy enough.

 

Kleenex sucks. And that's all Costco carries. Puffs rule.

 

Costco sells the Kirkland/costco brand which is fine, just not puffs. My wife bought Scott's. Ugh.

 

Scott's is not a first world problem. That's old Soviet-style paper, there.

 

Sounds like John Wayne Toilet Paper. Doesn't take shit off of anyone, particularly indians.