First-world problems

I was pleasantly surprised when the last one tidied up the contents of the fridge.
I generally tip these women very well; I feel guilt that someone has to root around in our toilet, whether for pay or not.
My wife has an eagle eye for the "missed spots"- things I would never catch. I hate to be so critical because I see the current team working their asses off.

 

You've got to be shitting me, right? It's your house, your closet, your system. Fuck upsetting the cleaning woman. She works for you, not the other way around.

 

Constantly running out of battery on my smartphone. Why can't they jsut slap on a huge battery?

 

Neighbor kid wants to come over and mow the lawn, so now I actually have to put on respectable pants.

 

My Dish CBS feed is behind my neighbor's feed so I hear them celebrating about five seconds before I see what they are celebrating about.

 

Went to Sonic for lunch and they didn't give me any napkins and I got a short straw with a Route 44 slush, making it difficult to finish

 

That has been the bane of my existence when the establishment goes cheap and doesn't get adequate straws for larger beverage sizes.

 

True story. I got a cup the other day and the straw was TWICE as high as the cup. I damn near poked my eye out.

 

The cherries in my old fashioned suck.

 

I suffered a wicked paper cut right on the tip of one of my fingers today.
And it's my fretting hand, so no guitar for a day or two.

 

After years of talking about it I finally bought a guitar last week and have been spending a lot of time watching YouTube videos as I try and figure it out. I feel your pain.