Firsts in your life

I swear, I thought this thread title said "Fists in your life" when I saw it on the HP tease saying Bubbler was the last to post here. I couldn't click over here quickly enough.

 

Neil Young -- Wonderin'.

 

And all you got was a lame Chuck Mangione reference.

I do loves me some Feels So Good though. It sounds like a Sunday morning blow job.

 

Jessica, on satin sheets. I remember she hit her head on the headboard a lot. I don't recommend satin sheets. They're too slippery.

 

First MTV song: Take On Me by A-ha.

First drunk puking: A party in college. I'd already drank about six beers, when some dude came by with a bottle of some sort of hard liquor. He held it over my head and yelled "Have a drink!" Poured some down my throat. Short while later, I ran outside and got sick. Didn't know drinking beer before liquor made you sicker.
First job: Shoveling snow at this mansion for this old lady.

 

First song on MTV: Union of the Snake - Duran Duran (MTV had been around a couple of years before it was added to our cable system)
First car: 1976 Buick LeSabre (there weren't many bigger cars made than this)
First LP: K-Tel's 'Music Machine' (your jealousy is understandable)
First CD: The Kinks 'Lola vs. Powerman & the Moneygoround' (looking back, kind of proud of that one)
First concert: I believe it was the dream tour that paired Night Ranger & Starship (looking back, not so proud of that one, though they did build this city)
First puking drunk: Just beer, a lot of beer - I had a waterbed at the time, so that didn't help
First MLB game: Fenway Park, 1976 (I think) Red Sox vs. Twins (I think)
First NFL game: Metrodome, 1996 (I think); season ending game for two miserable teams (Colts/Vikings)

And just so you all know, the union of the snake is on the climb...

 

I don't remember a lot of it. It was a warm night. My mother made one of my sisters wear a dress and there was a power struggle over that.

 

First time I realized there was a Theology Of Phil Collins subculture in America: tonight on the Whitney Houston thread.

 

Wonder what "The XIth Commandment" and "Give It All You Got" sounds like.

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First car -- 1999 Oldsmobile Cutlass Sierra Station Wagon
First car I owned -- 2000 Hyundai Sonata
First tape I bought -- Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"
First concert -- Weird Al Yankovic
First job -- Lifeguard at a local YMCA
First kiss -- Sister's friend in the basement during a party in high school

 

--First song I saw on MTV: In The Air Tonight, Phil Collins, at my old college roommate's apartment in Allentown. I proceeded to watch MTV for about 12 straight hours.
--First booze to get me puking: Mad Dog. Two of them. In about 10 minutes. Rookie mistake.
--First car: 1969 white Camaro. Nothing special. I was never one to care about cars.
--First job: Covering midget basketball -- including myself -- for our small-town semi-weekly at age 13.
--First concert: Chicago, 1975, Hersheypark Arena.
--First MLB game: Washington Senators vs. Baltimore Orioles, doubleheader at RFK Stadium in 1967. Frank Howard went batshit crazy on a first-base play in the first inning and was pitched.

 

I think it's called little people basketball, shottie.