Five-ring circus: The Thread of the XXXIII Olympiad

I think it already was.

 

More of a Roy D. Mercer then?

 

No idea who that is.

 

I’m going to hell.

And on the front row too.

 

Andy, are you goofin' on Elvis?

 

Step back and think about it. Hat guy tweets is the funniest running joke anyone could ever devise.

 

Scoot over, I need a seat there, too.


I'm also looking forward to the eventual report on the Seine being polluted for the triathlon but — Je suis choqué! — someone hid the real results. Shrugs, "they're top athletes, they'll be OK," and all that.

 

A Paris Olympian was murdered.

Rebecca Cheptegei, Olympic Runner From Uganda, Dies After Gasoline Attack

 

That's just what Andy Kaufman would say!

 

Behold the new top-ranked breaker!

The No. 1 Breaker in the World Is … Raygun?

 

She’s no Bron Breaker.