Food/restaurant rant

Just looked at the online menu.
The Tongue Bath Truffle sounds promising.

 

Haven't been. Keep joking with the wife every time we're down there that we need to go. One of these days she might say yes, and then I'm going to see things. Horrible, horrible things I can't unsee.

 

I've gotten laid at the Garden of Eden in Kansas, but I'm guessing that's a much different experience.

S. P. Dinsmoor's Garden of Eden, Lucas, Kansas

 

I'll warn you ahead of time when I'm gonna be there. Even Shamu looks at me and says, "Dafuq?"

 

The wrinkled folks will scar you for life.

 

Guessing you got lost coming off 275 somehow. The only way you'd go through a ghetto to get to Bern's is if you took a wrong turn.

 

The only time I ever had an expense report questioned was when I dined at Harry & Izzy's. Admin says, "Hey, you forgot to note on the receipt who you had dinner with that night in Indy." I sheepishly said, "Um, that was just me." $91 including tip, but no alcohol.

 

Haha...
I got grilled by accounting for a receipt for two spicy chicken sandwiches from Wendy's during a Friday night football trek. The total was like $11.
The accountant didn't want to pay because she thought I took someone along. ... I ate one before the game and another on the way home.

 

Best steak I've ever had is at Leatha's BBQ in Hattiesburg. Not what the place is famous for, but, man, it's a big 18 ounce ribeye, with just enough marbling to give it some flavor, seasoned to the point where steak sauce would be blasphemy. A very close second was the prime rib at the Savoy Grill in downtown Kansas City.

 

*Steak sauce* is a blasphemy all by itself. If you need to put *sauce* on a steak, you're doing it wrong.

 

I never put it on a steak but I love Peter Luger steak sauce on a burger. I put it on french fries, too.