Fore Please. 2024 Masters Thread

Every likable golfer in the top five is something else. And then there’s a the like-neutral Swede.

 

Nothing is decided until after 12. Too much weird shit happens there. If Scottie’s still up two after that? Probably ballgame, unless the cell phone rings…

 

Whole lotta beeping noises as everyone except Scheffler throws it into reverse.

 

I say that and Max hits it to a spot where he may have to take an unplayable on 12. Woof.

 

"And then Scottie said to Max....."

 

We’ve reached the US Open portion of the event today.

 

This is done as long as Scottie gets through 12 unscathed

 

Scheffler’s wife can do the funniest thing possible right now. A text that reads:

“URGENT.











You’re leading the Masters.”

 

This is next level bed shitting but the vast majority of the leaderboard.

 

It's over. (Now we see if I really am the Kiss of Death.)

 

What a yawner of a Sunday.

 

It was really compelling until Homa’s tee shot on 12. That took the air out of it.