Former SI Columnist Jenn Sterger To Remove Implants

She'll probably be more attractive without them -- most women are, in my opinion.
And she's really not a bad writer, but if she wants to be taken seriously she needs to revamp that web site as well as her body. As IJAG noted, the background is really distracting. It's very difficult to read the script through all the hair and breasts. I hope she's learning she's much better than just ... that.

 

I didn't note that, but I'll take credit. My lone post on here was shock at the fact her half-watermelons weren't real.

 

Sorry -- all you chicks look the same

(Is lantaur a chick?)

But I think we'd agree, her web site takes away from her message.

 

Without a doubt. Talking about being taken seriously overlaid with some come-hither looks and the melons on full display is conflicting at best.

 

In other news, Peter King vows never again to write about Starbucks or talk about famous people he socializes with.
Rick Reilly promises to never reuse a column idea or punchline,
Deadspin will no longer use anonymous sources period.
Gregg Doyel will undergo anger management counseling
and Christine Brennan will admit that women's sports just aren't as entertaining as men's sports.

 

MY first thoughts as well when I clicked on her website.

 

I get her message loud and clear, wait, what was she saying?

 

If she's concerned with being taken seriously, then dropping the cans are probably a good idea.
That said, I'm shallow and male, and I hate to see it.

 

If she wanted to be taken seriously, that is a decision she had to make a while ago.

 

What exactly is this person's 'message?'

 

Should be a fairly simple procedure;

Jack Daniels (drink til you're on the verge of passing out, but stop just before doing so.)

Take a standard pair of scissors.

Make 6-8 inch cut roughly 3 inches below the nipple.

Scream.

Reach in.

Pull out silicone implant.

Throw against the wall.

Laugh.

Repeat with other boob.

Laugh some more.

Take standard office stapler.

Staple incision closed.

or, you could have these two do it for you.......