Fox Sports: Favre traded to Jets

I can't wait to see the new Favre commercials, where he's playing football in a pair of Wranglers in Central Park.

 

Mort...how's it feel to get beat by fucking Fox, of all folks. Not Peter King. Not even the NFL Network. Fox. While Michael Smith apparently has the Jets block covered with this Whitlock-sized pimp hand.

You almost kinda wish Lupica had Mort's job right now. He'd be in the process of all kinds of professional rapery and career ruin right about now. ESPN probably spent hundreds of thousands on this story in time and cash. And Jack Bauer walks in the back door to confirm the end of it.

 

ESPN just showed a Favre career retrospective. Christ, I can't imagine what the coverage will be when he finally croaks.

 

Mort = overrated

 

With Favre, Faneca, Pace in the mix?

That is wishful thinking.... and that is coming from a guy who hopes they go 0-16.

 

Now Stu is wondering what could have been had the Falcons kept Favre.

 

Cuz he chased Brett's tail all month. He forgot the key lesson of the NFL, which, hell, he's helped create through his reporting: It's an owner/GM/coach league. It was always going to be the Packers' hand to play.

 

so, a chicken and an egg are in bed. the chicken leans over, takes a big drag off his cig, exhales and says: so, i guess that answers that question.

 

Apparently they're going to put him up for sanctification. St. Brett of the Divine Interception.

 

Tom, solid.

New York tabloids have already dubbed him Broadway Brett.

 

Well, at least they're giving a small-market guy some love, eh?

 

His followers have been known to get stigmata in the form of bleeding from the ears and eyes.