From the this is just wrong department

Still won't look as bad as "My" Browns did against Houston last year.

Ever.

 

Perfect timing.

 

And so we should. He's indisputably a legend....plus he has one more Super Bowl ring than does Dan Marino.

 

But he's lost the same amount.

 

They should probably just retire the QB position.
I mourn for the world in a post-Favre era.

 

Maybe take the No. 4 out of our counting system, just to show respect.

 

Well, if anyone deserves such respect, it's Favre. Maybe the good folks at Abbott Laboratories can give old the old gunslinger a lifetime supply of Vicodin as a sendoff.

 

But he's more than just a legendary quarterback and an inspiration to us all.

He's a damn fine actor.



Is there anything this god among men can't do?

 

Awww, pish-tosh. The Detroit Lions suck ass like that every year, and will continue to as long as Matt Millen runs the show.

 

Hey, he was decent in Something About Mary. Cameron Diaz should have picked him to give her a good rogering.

 

His performance in that movie put people's lives in danger.

 

Grave danger?