FSU's cowgirl celebrates her birthday on SI.com

I hate myself for saying this, but as repulsive and fake as she is, she's still kinda hot.

 

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?

 

Ace -- always zigs when everyone else zags.

 

She's 23? Was she held back in fifth grade? Twice?

 

Maybe she's on the Tommy Boy plan.

 

Hopefully, she's at 14:59.

 

I hate myself more for agreeing because she is so horribly fake ... ugh ... but she's kinda hot.

 

I love whores.

 

I couldn't even last 30 seconds into it. It drove my self-worth right to hell. By the time I'm 30, this "bid-ness" is going to be run by 20-year-old college dropouts that still think Stu Scott is cool and Jenn will be doing play-by-play on the Sunday night game.

 

"No, I am talking a revival of Charlie Daniel's Devil Went Down to Georgia complete with cowboy hats, bar stomping boots, and fire- breathing displays. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how we roll."

God, that's good writing (sarcasm).

 

No "crazy rap music" for our party gal, either.

 

Anyone see this week's ER previews with the dude that has an ice-pick through his head, but is acting like he's perfectly fine. Yeah, that's me right about now. Only a lot more blood.