Fun and interesting twitter

Their eyes! And this comment rules: It was reported that after spending a week in the South, they grew beards, fully support gun rights, and plan on overthrowing the King when they return home.

 

I’m like Mr. Pitt with a Snickers bar with ribs. I use a knife and don’t care what people think. I work on an assembly line where I get grease, oil and all sorts of detritus of my fingers daily. I don’t need my food to add to that.

 

Dad the ophthalmologist used to eat grilled cheese sandwiches with a knife and fork.

But then, he was exceptionally well-cultured.

 

They're Youtubers, and they've done this all over. In general I enjoy their reactions, but almost every video post of theirs has a splash page of them trying some sort of food and rolling those googoo eyes. It gets really annoying.

 

My father-in-law (RIP) had never been to IN-N-OUT. So my brother-in-law took him once and brought a knife, fork and plate.

 

NSF Eyes. Pretty amazingly gross video, although a bit fascinating. What makes it funny is the comment answers to "What's the diagnosis?"

"That's a giant NOPE!"

"Is this that eel butt guy?"

"My provisional diagnosis is Gut Penis. But that’s probably just a Phallacy."

 

Yeah, I don't know who these guys are, but I am definitely not buying that that was an authentic moment. How many cameras were shooting that? They happen to have a camera to catch the manager coming over? And then reaction shots?

 

I am eating my desert. How do you do it? With your *hands*?