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Funniest thing you have read on The Onion

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 93Devil, Jan 19, 2009.

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  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    My favorite is Shakes McJunkie. I'm also claiming "Shivved in the McRibs" for a fantasy team name at some point.
     
    imjustagirl, Jan 19, 2009
    #13
  2. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    dixiehack, Jan 19, 2009
    #14
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    http://store.theonion.com/holy-shit-man-walks-on-fucking-moon-1969-p-332.html
     
    OnTheRiver, Jan 19, 2009
    #15
  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    http://store.theonion.com/this-daycare-is-a-fucking-joke-p-132.html
     
    93Devil, Jan 19, 2009
    #16
  5. dieditor

    dieditor Member

    Couple of my favorites:

    The "morning-after" burrito:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29938

    I actually had a shortened version of this conversation with a girl once:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38820
     
    dieditor, Jan 19, 2009
    #17
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Towtruckin'!

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38706
     
    Bubbler, Jan 19, 2009
    #18
  7. Hiro

    Hiro Member

    Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51603

    I once worked with a guy who went to Madison. He told me the all-time best (that may have been print only): Special Olympics Tee Pitches Perfect Game
     
    Hiro, Jan 19, 2009
    #19
  8. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34777
     
    Big Circus, Jan 20, 2009
    #20
  9. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    The Grapist. Love that.
     
    CentralIllinoisan, Jan 20, 2009
    #21
  10. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member


    "The Hammurderer's Jan. 11 debut ad—in which he seizes and devours the McDonald's Happy Meal Guys, oblivious to their frantic screams—earned poor marks from parents and child-development experts, who feared the spot might send the message to children that killing is acceptable."

    Awesome.
     
    CentralIllinoisan, Jan 20, 2009
    #22
  11. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    Several weeks later, more controversy erupted over the promotional coloring book "Shivved In The McRibs," in which the Hammurderer decapitates Mayor McCheese and eats his head. Responding to widespread public outrage, McDonald's executives defended the coloring book as "not nearly as violent or socially irresponsible as it has been made out to be, given that the Mayor's head is, in fact, a giant and conceivably edible cheeseburger."
     
    MileHigh, Jan 20, 2009
    #23
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    NASCAR-related ...

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46646

    Chicago Bears-related ...

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39118
     
    Bubbler, Jan 20, 2009
    #24
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