Funniest thing you have read on The Onion

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/action_figure_fights_on_despite

 

My Computer Totally Hates Me! vs. God, I Do Hate That Bitch

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34156

 

My tech guy will love this.

 

No Leads Sought in Shooting of Local Asshole

 

Tom Coughlin retires from family.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tom_coughlin_retires_from_family

 

This from today was pretty awesome.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/japan_pledges_to_halt_production

 

The Burundi Beef Council is a favorite:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28429

But most of their best stuff wound up in the Our Dumb Century book. The article about Begin and Sadat celebrating the Camp David accords with a coke binge at Studio 54 is classic (one of them is "fellated by one or more members of Sister Sledge ...")

For pure evil, nothing quite beats the headline they didn't used after 9/11: "America Stronger Than Ever, Say Quadragon Officials"

 

Sports related -- Player's Career Arc Exactly Mirrors Second Verse Of Steve Miller's 'Rock 'N Me'
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/players_career_arc_exactly

Point-Counterpoint -- Sexual Harassment In The Workplace Must Stop vs. I Love The Way Your Tits Bounce When You Type
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171

 

Amen on "Our Dumb Century" Boomer.

The Moon Landing was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, as was the WW II clips.

I'm also partial to the 9/11 issue with the hijackers getting to hell and finding out there weren't any 72 virgins ready and waiting.

 

The whole 9/11 issue was brilliantly done. They managed to joke about what was happening without it seeming inappropriate, which wasn't an easy course to navigate during that time.

http://www.theonion.com/content/index/3734

 

Don't want to step on Poindexter's toes, but this was pretty good:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/girl_would_be_terrified_if_she?utm_source=a-section