George Will on global warming

She's standing on a box of recently delivered Red Cross supplies.

 

Yeah, but your hair is about that long, comrade.

 

That is sooo true.

And are you sure it isn't a Red Cresent box I'm standing on?

 

L'il socialist Sportschick. (Shown actual size.)

 

I do often wear big, red bows in my hair to show my communist affiliation.

 

Yes, but in order to truly love the Motherland you'll have to eschew Fat Tire and other capitalist carbonated alcoholic beverages for vodka -- the true nectar of socialism!

Drink away your capitalist yearnings, comrades!

 

I'm honoring the Motherland by drinking raspberry vodka tonight. It's even red!

 

Yep, that's the brand I have in the kitchen.

 

It's good to see you finally treating global warming like the joke that it is. I wasn't so sure you had the smarts to come around, but congratulations.

 

Global Warming can't scare Old_Tony.

 

British product, Mr. ... um .. cg?