Get the penicillin ready: Rock of Love 3 is happening

I resent that. [/insecure balding boy font]

 

Whatever happened to Tila? Saw where they're doing Double Shot or whatever instead.

 

Just pick one or the other, ya know. Either the hat or the bandanna.

 

I thought only girls were supposed to make that expression with their mouth (and it's stupid then too). I mean, isn't the whole purpose to...oh, nevermind.

 

I'm not sure I wanna know what you mean.

 

They filmed a few days of this in St. Augustine, Florida across from Flagler College at the historic Casa Monica Hotel. It was a pink bus with lots of skanky looking girls inside. Michaels would emerge once in awhile and play to the small crowd who would gather around at times.

 

If it were appearing online only instead of primarily on TV, it would get a lot of clicks. Take note, publishers.

 

My skankometer is smoking over in the corner with bits of its innards all over the floor.

 

Whenever I watched this in the past, I thought of venereal disease.

This season, I can't get the watermelons out of my head. Hell, the show probably should be renamed Implant of Love 36F.

 

Rock of Crack III: STDs for Me!

There's only one possible spinoff, and I fear that it will be the end of culture in the lower 48 (and Alaska and Hawaii): Lady Slayers starring Bret Michaels and Flavor Flav.

 

Let us not forget this season's collagen queen -- the inflated chest/PWT version of Daisy (If that was possible)... The one who showed up to the elimination in a bathing suit and was so drunk she couldn't stand up...
At least she didn't wail "but I wuv him..."

 

Let's break out the good crystal for this event!