Get the penicillin ready: Rock of Love 3 is happening

That would be the girl who was freaking out because she just basically shoved her suitcases under the bus without trying to figure out how the other girls' luggage was going to fit under there, right?

I swear to god, I haven't seen that much silicone since...well...the last Rock of Love, I guess.

At least they got rid of some of the dumb bitches right off the bat. Good god. I think one member of the Blue Bus could trump the collective IQ of the entire Pink Bus.

 

A couple of those girls are gorgeous (HELLOOOOO BEVERLY!), but what the hell is with the injected lips? They make Mick Jagger look normal.

 

The boobs seem a lot larger this time around.

It's as if the producers threw every woman with a C cup out the door.

 

In other words, any woman who might actually have a brain in her head?

 

I'm just now watching the pilot. God help America.

 

Are you saying the women with Ds don't have brains?

 

'What do you see, Chris?'

'Two D's and an F?'

 

Much like that car wreck on the side of the road. I can't look away.

 

Anybody see the part where Brett is acting like he's some sort of photographer and one of the bimbos decides she wants to read him a rap she wrote for him? She pulls out the "lyric sheets" from her bag and they're written on the back of internet printouts about genital herpes and gonnorhea.

Penicillin, indeed.

 

A very special episode...

 

Of course not. I'm saying these women, who paid for their D's (and E's and F's) rather than trying to get ahead in life by using what their momma (and God gave them), aren't the brightest bulbs in the lamp.

Then again, they're 20-year-olds wanting to date a 50-year-old rock star. They can't be all there.

 

I saw that during the re-air. Hilarious stuff.