Giada ... bikini ... Thank you, YouTube

She had a jersey on?

 

I promise I do not have a Giada obsession, but this was a scrumptious cover from a recent Life magazine.

 

Bless you, Del.

Those are the legs she's not happy with?

Wow.

 

There's just not too much wrong with that. Pretty damn close to the ideal.

 

So, you're saying you'd eat the corn and peanuts out of her shit, shotty?

 

There would at least be some negotiation about it...

 

I bet her waste tastes like amaretti cookies.

 

With the faintest tinge of parmesan cheese.

 

Absolutely heavenly.

 

For this, you deserve royalty status. I share my Burger King crown with you, my friend.
All hail, King Del_B!

 

In a matter of just 10 posts, this thread has gone from being slightly uncomfortable to read to really uncomfortable (and creepy).

How do you even know she eats peanuts??????