Girl Problems II: Help the College Boy

screw her

since you are apparently inexperienced with females, either get boots number, or google "Dirty Sanchez".........someone will thank us later.

 

Was she any good?

 

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady.
I think It will keep people more able to deal with weird situations,
And get to know more people.
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny,
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit.
He won't mind he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating,
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again.
I'm sure he'll like it.
Everyone will appreciate it.
Your so novel, what a good idea.
You can keep you time to your self,
You don't need date insurance,
You can go out with whoever you want to.

 

Great video, too.

 

Haven't heard Nada Surf since '98. What a flashback.

 

Hell, the video was even better than the song. Damn -- do bands even make videos anymore, now that there are no channels to show them?

 

No. You won't. You've got yourself a chip in the big game. You're going to file that away, save it for when you really need it.

Then you'll pull it out. Someday when one little mental/emotional push is all that's needed, you'll tell that story. By then, you'll have it down word for word. You'll know what to embellish and what to leave out.

 

The old Potomac two-step, eh, Jack?

 

Sounds like your GF maybe working on her MRS. degree. And she's doing a good job.

Grow a sack, bang her best friend.

 

Was going to just read the thread for entertainment purposes, but I have to jump in and agree with Stretch here.

I'm not saying he HAS to tell her. But if he thinks they have a good thing, it might be best to get it over with now.

Scenario: He doesn't tell her; they stay together. Next year (or a couple from now...), he brings his GF home for Thanksgiving/Christmas/some other holiday and, while out and about in town, they run into the HS girl. Ladies are introduced, HS girl decides to be a bitch (because, you know, we females like to play that card...) and say "oh, it's too bad you have a girlfriend. it sure would have been nice to continue what we started last Thanksgiving..." Current GF sees red flag, flips out and leaves the poor boy sobbing on his parents couch.

Just, you know, one possible scenario.

 

Well, Apex, it seems to me that just based on your post you've already learned a valuable lesson. And at not too high a cost.

Don't tell her. It'll upset her more than it should. You made out with someone and you now regret it. It's not like you went ATM with her. If something like that pops up again, remember the lesson or re-evaluate the relationship you're in.

 

It's funny how many people think that fateful meeting of girlfriend and friend with benefits is ever going to take place. It almost assuredly will not. And then it will have all been for naught.