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Give me a tasteless name for my fantasy football team

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, Aug 3, 2011.

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  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    If your team sucks, you could call them Dale Earnhardt's Seatbelts.
     
    three_bags_full, Aug 4, 2011
    #73
  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Caylee Anthony's duct tape
     
    Mizzougrad96, Aug 4, 2011
    #74
  3. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Sonner, you beat me to it! Here are some of my favorites from that list:

    Casey Anthony Baby Shower
    Pumpkin-Flavored Sperm
    Adam Schefter Porn Tape
    Betty Ford Gravekegger
    The Last Chinese Rapist
    All the Bacon and Eggs You Have
    Derek Jeter Rapes Starving Cripples
    Dan Snyder's Inverted Penis
    Box Full of Baby Penises

    and my personal favorite: RUPERT MURDOCH JACKED OFF TO MY SEXTS
     
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    Big Circus, Aug 4, 2011
    #75
  4. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Personally, I wouldn't use 80 percent of those names. I'm weird when it comes to fantasy team names for some dumb reason. For example, a name like "Angry Turds" sounds like name for an actual group of people. The players on my fantasy team are turds. And they're angry. (which is usually true).

    However, "Casey Anthony Baby Shower" is nothing more than a saying. Same with "Pumpkin-Flavored Sperm." They're things. Not team names.

    I have no idea if that makes any sense to anyone else, but it does to me. :)
     
    JackReacher, Aug 4, 2011
    #76
  5. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Dee-Troit Glock City

    Geez, all of mine are lame. Good thing this isn't a paying gig.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Aug 4, 2011
    #77
  6. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    I only play Angry Birds when I'm taking a big American dump, so I've always called it Angry Turds.
     
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    westcoastvol, Aug 4, 2011
    #78
  7. LeCranke

    LeCranke Member

    Ryan Sonner Santorums
     
    LeCranke, Aug 4, 2011
    #79
  8. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    10,000 Nuns and Orphans (maybe obscure reference)

    Betty Ford was Delicious (also maybe obscure)
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Aug 4, 2011
    #80
  9. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    acidic vaginas
     
    JC, Aug 4, 2011
    #81
  10. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    SurprisinglyWetFarts
     
    schiezainc, Aug 4, 2011
    #82
  11. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    Mike Brown 1/2 Price Fedoras

    Braylon Edwards Slitherhands
     
    Brian, Aug 4, 2011
    #83
  12. Sir Sid

    Sir Sid Member

    (Steve) Breaston Plants
     
    Sir Sid, Aug 4, 2011
    #84
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